Obamacare becomes Kennedycare

"Nancy Pelosi couldn't even wait until Senator Kennedy was buried to start her smear campaign. This lady is pure evil and it is evident in her latest move to defame the late senator. She was always envious of the overwhelming support that Kennedy received from Democrats and Republicans alike. She has a real jealousy complex. Now that he's gone it is easy for her to slap his name on this already sunk bill and mar his impeccable reputation. She is a smart lady. She will put his name on it and then she and the President will distance themselves from the bill. He will be the fall guy even after he's dead."

-Jamie Pattison Unprogressive Political Analyst

Unprogressive Press Release

Hurricane Bill blows through the House and now moves to the Senate. Democrats are using scare tactics showing the destruction that awaits if Hurricane Bill does not pass. President Obama promises to sign whatever junk comes from the Senate saying, “I will not let this be my Katrina.”

A Toast to Obama's Health

Liberal radio talk show host Ed Shultz said that Conservatives "Want Obama to get shot." Nothing could be further from the truth. Do we wish he hadn't won the election? Yes. Would we like to see him lose the next election? Oh yes! The last thing we want is for something to happen to President Obama and leave Joe Biden in charge. Worst case scenario: Something happens to President Obama and Joe Biden leaving Nanci Pelosi in charge.

Please keep Obama's health and safety in your prayers!

Unprogressive Quote of the Day

"In regard to health care reform, we have once again found that the voice of the majority of Americans is not representative of the will of the people." Arlen Spector

New Economic Recovery Plan

"As you can see from the rectangular shape, it is clearly not a pyramid scheme. We have already filled in the top spots and now all the general public needs to do is sign up and get three more people to sign up. It basically guarantees a job for every American. This plan will allow us to pay off our debtors, fund our socialist programs, and reward the most deserving Americans." --President Obama