Senator Reid Proposes Some Minor Changes to the Preamble to the Constitution

"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more equal union, invalidate justice, insure global tranquility, provide common healthcare, promote general welfare, and secure ourselves by mortgaging our posterity, do re-ordain and re-establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

Adam Lambert's Gay TV Kiss

What Lambert said: "...it happened in the heat of the moment."

What he meant to say: "..I was in heat at the moment."

Obama Clarifies the Significance of Bowing to the Emperor of Japan

"I was not bowing to the Emperor of Japan out of respect for the man, it was simply a metaphor for our new foreign policy" - President Obama