Britain Says: Gays Only!
Britain's Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, who made headlines a fews weeks back by banning US radio talk show host Michael Savage, announced today that Britain's "Least Wanted List" will be expanded to include everyone except homosexuals. "The passive nature of the gays make them the only group that can truly be trusted," explains Smith. "All other people are suspect. With a gay, two things are certain: they are nonviolent and they are loving. It is a privilege to come to our country, and we want people to know what type of people are welcome."
In fear of people posing to be gay to gain entrance into the country, travelers may be asked to "prove" their gayness.
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