Monday, June 15, 2009

Simple Explanations for the Unprogressive Mind

Why don't liberals want to have children?

Children contribute to global warming and waste the finite resources of our earth. The larger the family...the larger the car...the larger the carbon footprint. Children get in the way of a career, and are proof that a woman is different than a man. Having children often results in having a family, and families breed hate and intolerance. Children get in the way of a fulfilling life as an activist (especially for a pro-choice activist).

Whatever the reason may be that liberals choose not to breed, let's just say 'thanks'. Thanks for proving Darwin's Theory of the 'Survival of the Fittest'. Protest...don't procreate!

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