Sunday, July 5, 2009

Unprogressive Press Release


Many doctors are threatening to quit if they are forced to perform procedures (such as abortions) that violate their conscience if Obama repeals a Bush era regulation that protects their right to not perform these procedures. In the spirit of compromise, Obama has promised these concerned doctors that in order to make it fair, Muslim and Jewish doctors will also be forced to eat pork in order to relate better to their patients.

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