Sunday, July 5, 2009

Unprogressive Press Release

After a serious of botched gifts to foreign heads of state, President Obama was determined to get it right this time. The President's Cabinet advised that he present Russian President Dmitry Medvedev with a gift from simpler times. They advised him to stray from the DVDs and iPods that had embarrassed our entire country. This morning Obama figured out the perfect gift. A gift from his childhood. Something that had prepared him for the difficult decisions he would have to make as president. He presented President Medvedev with the vintage Cold War Edition game of Battleship.

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