"It is not very often that a car comes a long with as much potential to change an entire generation," says Toyota spokesman Jim Patterson. "The 'green' features on this car are going to produce a level of piousness among its owners that we at Toyota couldn't have even dreamed about when we released the first generation Prius. The owners of the new Prius will automatically be enrolled in our new Eco-Friends program. Eco-Friends will be a support group for Prius owners whose smugness has driven away all of their real friends. We will have paid professional actors pretending to care about these pompous people and their problems. The actors will also offer support to those who realize that they paid so much extra for the hybrid that they will never recoup their money through gasoline savings. It's a win win situation for Prius owners. They get to drive a Prius and have friends--something that was impossible with any previous model."
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Unprogressive Press Release
3rd Generation Prius
"It is not very often that a car comes a long with as much potential to change an entire generation," says Toyota spokesman Jim Patterson. "The 'green' features on this car are going to produce a level of piousness among its owners that we at Toyota couldn't have even dreamed about when we released the first generation Prius. The owners of the new Prius will automatically be enrolled in our new Eco-Friends program. Eco-Friends will be a support group for Prius owners whose smugness has driven away all of their real friends. We will have paid professional actors pretending to care about these pompous people and their problems. The actors will also offer support to those who realize that they paid so much extra for the hybrid that they will never recoup their money through gasoline savings. It's a win win situation for Prius owners. They get to drive a Prius and have friends--something that was impossible with any previous model."
"It is not very often that a car comes a long with as much potential to change an entire generation," says Toyota spokesman Jim Patterson. "The 'green' features on this car are going to produce a level of piousness among its owners that we at Toyota couldn't have even dreamed about when we released the first generation Prius. The owners of the new Prius will automatically be enrolled in our new Eco-Friends program. Eco-Friends will be a support group for Prius owners whose smugness has driven away all of their real friends. We will have paid professional actors pretending to care about these pompous people and their problems. The actors will also offer support to those who realize that they paid so much extra for the hybrid that they will never recoup their money through gasoline savings. It's a win win situation for Prius owners. They get to drive a Prius and have friends--something that was impossible with any previous model."
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It's good to see that a company like Toyota has stepped it up a notch and is providing Prius owners "Eco-Friends". This is a perfect match; a fake sensation of friendship to go with their fake sensation that "they" are saving the environment one Prius at a time.
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